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Sailing on a “Pirate Ship” with Two Guys Adventures

I have always said, “A day on the water is better than any day on land”.  It doesn’t matter if it’s fishing or sailing, any day on the ocean is memorable.

In Nica Now Sails with Two Guys Adventures

– Two Guys Adventures Sunset Cruise: San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua – (Photo Credit: Two Guys Adventures)

With three friends celebrating birthdays and two friends leaving Nicaragua we had plenty of reason to bring a group together for a special day. We decided to charter the Two Guys Adventures Pirate Ship.


This massive 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom 50-foot luxury sailing yacht has capacity for up to 30 guests. With just 25 in our group, we had plenty of space to stretch out and relax.

– Two Guys Adventures Sunset Cruise: San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua


Owners Joey and Kelsey are great hosts and really know how to show you a good time. Kelsey wears a devious little grin as she serves round after round of her famous “pirate grog”. 

- The hostess with the mostess.

– Kelsey Coleman, hostess extraordinaire!

And Joey has definitely mastered the art of the sailboat selfie!

Saling in San Juan: Two Guys Adventures

– Two Guys Adventures Sunset Cruise: San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua (Photo Credit: Two Guys Adventures)


We left the port in San Juan shortly after 1 pm and sailed to the private white sand beach known of Playa Blanca.

Here there was lots of time for swimming, snorkeling and walking the beach.

Playa Blanca: San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

– Two Guys Adventures Sunset Cruise: Playa Blanca, San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

First mate, Victor expertly “jetisoned” ice cold Toñas out to us as we floated around in the warm crystal clear water. Kelsey’s delicious ceviche made an appearance about this time as well.

When you get a large group of your good friends together on the water with nothing but sunny skies, warm winds and good conversation it brings you back to why you came here in the first place — to spend the highest quality time with the people you want to share it with.

Sunset Cruise: Two Guys Adventures

– Two Guys Adventures Sunset Cruise: San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

As you can well imagine after a few hours of sailing, swimming and drinking the ride back home was full of joking, laughing and dancing. 

Sailing: Two Guys Adventures, San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

– Birthday girl getting her groove on. (PHOTO CREDIT: Two Guys Adventures)

The one picture I couldn’t post was the team “full moon” pose. It was taken during the day, so it isn’t tough to imagine the moons on display.

We arrived back in the bay of San Juan just as the sun was setting.  None of us were ready for the day to end, which was clearly a sign of a great adventure! Maybe next time we can do an overnighter?

- Photo Credit: Two Guys Adventures

– Two Guys Adventures Sunset Cruise: San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua (Photo Credit: Two Guys Adventures)

San Juan del Sur’s favorite excursion that Jerry Seinfeld had all wrong.

Since the Two Guys Adventures luxury pirate ship wasn’t sailing during Jerry’s rein I guess he can’t be blamed for his famous line, “I don’t want to be a pirate.”



Two Guys Adventures
(505) 7546-3070

123 Pirate Boulevard 
San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

Sunset Cruise
$85 USD per person

To check availability and make a reservation email

Travel with Us to Medellín, Colombia

Travel with us to Medellín Colombia

As we were planning our move to Nicaragua I remember saying to Gordon,

“It’s going to be awesome! Once we quit our jobs we’ll have so much more time to travel. We can check out some more of Costa Rica. We can take a trip to Panama. What about Guatemala? We could even go to Colombia!”

Unfortunately I was forgetting one very important piece of the puzzle. 

Vacations cost money.

When we moved to Nicaragua in 2011 we were living on $1200 USD per month.  Even though we paid less than $400 USD for rent staying within that budget was hard. And at the end of the month there just wasn’t any extra cash for the “vacation fund”.

The reality is — aside from my annual trips back to Canada and one visit to see Gordon’s Mom in Arkansas — since moving to Nicaragua 4 1/2 years ago we have only taken two vacations together.

Our first was in October 2014; we spent two weeks in Mexico City. The second was to Medellín, Colombia in May 2016.

Getting There

We flew out of Managua via Avianca. With a stop in El Salvador and a short layover in Bogotá total travel time to Medellín was 8 hours. Round trip airfare including taxes was $326 USD per person. There are more direct routes to Medellín from Managua, but since we got such a good deal on our flights we didn’t mind the extra travel time.

Where We Stayed

While many travelers to Medellín choose to stay in the more touristy and upscale neighborhood of Poblado we decided to stay in Laureles, a premier neighborhood for expats.

This chic studio apartment we found on Airbnb was just a 10 minute walk away from the metro station and provided easy access to downtown and all around for sightseeing. We loved that we didn’t have to walk far from our rental to find great restaurants, bars and coffee shops.

Our host Keenan was great. The apartment had everything we needed for a comfortable stay. Hence $50 USD per night for this place was pretty hard to beat.

Chic Studio Pad: Medellin, Colombia

– Chic Studio Apartment: Medellin, Colombia (PHOTO CREDIT: Keenan Lee)

Chic Studio Apartment: Medellin, Colombia

– Chic Studio Apartment: Medellin, Colombia (PHOTO CREDIT: Keenan Lee)

Getting Around

The metro was a very affordable, easy and efficient way to get around the city. With a station so close to our apartment we used the metro almost daily. The cost for a one way ticket was a little less than a dollar.

Taxis were also an affordable way to get around. A 15 minute ride averaged between $2 – $3 USD.

Traffic in the city was fast paced and chaotic. For this reason Gordon and I agreed that we would not have wanted to rent a car and drive in Medellín. In our opinion public transport was definitely the safer bet.

Metro: Medellin, Colombia

– Parque Berrio Metro Station: Medellín, Colombia  

Eating & Drinking Out in Medellín

We found the cost of eating out in Medellín to be cheaper than it is here in San Juan del Sur. Portions served at restaurants were very large; most times one meal would have been sufficient for the two of us to share. Generally speaking food quality was better than what we get here in Nicaragua.  

- Mondongo Soup & Pollo Empanado: Restaurante La Margarita, Medellin, Colombia

– Mondongo Soup & Pollo Empanado: Restaurante La Margarita, Medellin, Colombia

For the most part a National beer in a restaurant or bar in Medellín ranged in price from $1 – $2 USD, which is similar to what we pay in Nicaragua. We did however, have a lot more options to choose from. And like other places we’ve traveled when we were in a more touristy area of the city food and drink prices were noticeably higher.

La Charcu: Medellín, Colombia

– Sampling local craft beer “3 Cordilleras” @ La Charcu Bar & Restaurant: Medellín, Colombia

Trip Highlights


One of the highlights of our trip was the Graffiti Tour with Toucan Cafe & Tours.

A local hip hop artist guided us through Comuna 13, which was formerly known as one the most dangerous barrios (neighborhoods) in Medellín. We viewed some amazing graffiti, rode the famous outdoor escalators and learned how music and art influenced the transformation of this community.

The $16 USD each we paid for the tour was definitely money well spent.

Medellin Graffiti Tour

Grafitti Tour: Toucan Tours, Medellin, Colombia



Although I’m not a soccer fan attending a live match in Medellīn was a highlight for both Gordon and I. The energy in the stadium was infectious.

Gordon had read online that alcohol is not sold at soccer games in Colombia so we were quite surprised when we got to the concession stand and saw beer being served.  We were even more surprised when we realized the “beer” we were drinking was actually the non alcoholic kind; needless to say we didn’t order a second.


The Medellín metrocable is a gondola lift system that was designed to connect some of poorer, less developed barrios to the city. With the purchase of our metro ticket we were able to ride the cable car for free. The ride offered impressive views of the city. Catching a glimpse of daily life in the barrio from above the homes in a cable car was pretty special.

Medellin Metrocable

Metrocable: Medellín, Colombia


Plaza Botero in downtown Medellín displays 23 bronze sculptures by Colombian artist Fernando Botero. Apparently the “Botero legend” suggests that rubbing the statues brings love and good fortune.  

Plaza Botero: Medellin, Colombia

– Plaza Botero: Medellin, Colombia


Mall shopping in Medellín, compared to anywhere here in Nicaragua was amazing! I found stores I recognized from home like Espirit, Forever XXI, American Eagle Outfitters, Zara and MAC cosmetics. From inexpensive knock offs to quality items they had it all. Pricing was similar to what I would pay in Canada. If you’re a shopper you definitely wouldn’t be disappointed by the malls in Medellín. They were anything but small.

SanteFe Shopping Mall: Medellin, Colombia

Centro Commercial Santafé: Medellín, Colombia

Future Relocation?

During our trip there were a few times when we had conversations about what it would be like to live in Medellín.

Could we image a life there? For sure!

Are we ready to pack up our life in San Juan and move there? Nope, not yet.

Medellín certainly offered a nice break from day to day beach life, but as we approach the 4 year mark in San Juan del Sur we can’t imagine leaving our friends, the beach or our business!


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