I have always said, “A day on the water is better than any day on land”. It doesn’t matter if it’s fishing or sailing, any day on the ocean is memorable.
With three friends celebrating birthdays and two friends leaving Nicaragua we had plenty of reason to bring a group together for a special day. We decided to charter the Two Guys Adventures Pirate Ship.
This massive 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom 50-foot luxury sailing yacht has capacity for up to 30 guests. With just 25 in our group, we had plenty of space to stretch out and relax.
Owners Joey and Kelsey are great hosts and really know how to show you a good time. Kelsey wears a devious little grin as she serves round after round of her famous “pirate grog”.
And Joey has definitely mastered the art of the sailboat selfie!
We left the port in San Juan shortly after 1 pm and sailed to the private white sand beach known of Playa Blanca.
Here there was lots of time for swimming, snorkeling and walking the beach.
First mate, Victor expertly “jetisoned” ice cold Toñas out to us as we floated around in the warm crystal clear water. Kelsey’s delicious ceviche made an appearance about this time as well.
When you get a large group of your good friends together on the water with nothing but sunny skies, warm winds and good conversation it brings you back to why you came here in the first place — to spend the highest quality time with the people you want to share it with.
As you can well imagine after a few hours of sailing, swimming and drinking the ride back home was full of joking, laughing and dancing.
The one picture I couldn’t post was the team “full moon” pose. It was taken during the day, so it isn’t tough to imagine the moons on display.
We arrived back in the bay of San Juan just as the sun was setting. None of us were ready for the day to end, which was clearly a sign of a great adventure! Maybe next time we can do an overnighter?
San Juan del Sur’s favorite excursion that Jerry Seinfeld had all wrong.
Since the Two Guys Adventures luxury pirate ship wasn’t sailing during Jerry’s rein I guess he can’t be blamed for his famous line, “I don’t want to be a pirate.”
Two Guys Adventures
123 Pirate Boulevard
San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua
$85 USD per person
To check availability and make a reservation email email@example.com.